

Cupid is a Fucking LushCUPID IS A FUCKING LUSHCupid is a Fucking Lush
I remember it just like it was yesterday. It began with a young teenage boy Who was cutting class and having a smoke While walking along West Puberty St. When he chanced to see Someone the size of a pigmy Driving a pink pickup Doing about 50 …In a school zone no less
The boy then ran inside and called out, Someone Call the police, The Red Cross, The Marines, And an ambulance!
Cupid is on his 3rd handle Of Jack Daniels and Driving through residential areas Endangering small children and animal
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How come when we leave the house,
we unplug everything electrical
....bar the fridge.
Why do we trust the fridge?
CUSTOM SHOES ANYONE?
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We are all pencils in the hand of God."- Mother Teresa
If God doesnt exist, then whos bowling when it thunders?"- Steven Colbert
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Wanna see me naked?
How to Be noticed
Join ~photographyclub
"Save me jebus"
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"people who have a quote as their signiture are obviously people to dumb to think of anything smart or funny to say"
> Favourite game: rock paper scisiors
You might enjoy a visit to Japan.
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● ekbworldwide ●
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Tell James Marsters his new love interest is a cement block, he'll have chemistry with the cement block. We'd all be Spike/Cement Block shippers, there'd be a S/CB fic list, and when JM looked at the block just so, we'd post "wow, CB looked hot tonight."
Jesus has more pageviews and he didnt even do anything XD
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Behold the signature!
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